I Can't Believe My Name Is Steve

by Dogs In The Wine Cellar

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released December 18, 2015

Dogs in the Wine Cellar - Kevin Allen Jr., Ricardo Lagomasino, Zack Passman

All songs written, arranged, and produced by Dogs in the Wine Cellar

All instruments played by Dogs in the Wine Cellar

Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Ricardo Lagomasino at The Party Tent, Philadelphia, PA

Artwork and Layout by Kevin Allen Jr.

We would like to thank Meghan Donnelly, Karina Passman, Kristin Cook-Allen

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Track Name: American Kitchen
We don't cash checks or play with bumble bees.
We serve hot dogs, we serve chile.
We spell "chile" with no 'i' at the end.
We spell it like the South American country.

(Like the South American Country)

Texas Tavern, American kitchen.
Hot dog restaurant. Breakfast til 10.
No ketchup, only mustard.
Mayonnaise doesn't belong on a hot dog.

(Mayonnaise not on a hot dog)

The guy on the grill is from Tennessee.
The last time I said I was ready, I had my fourth child.

Texas Tavern, American kitchen.
Hot dog restaurant. Breakfast til 10 AM.
No ketchup, only mustard because
Mayonnaise doesn't belong on a hot dog.
Track Name: Cleanse Master Steve
Ten days, no food.

Smell everything.

Seeing through time.

Piss out my ass.

I can't believe

My name is Steve.
Track Name: Tapenade, My Dear?
Master did not spare the rod
With me, did he with you?

My slave did not pray to god
For me, did she for you?

Damsel flies and mosquitoes
They bite, they buzz, they fly.

Scrambled eggs and burritos
To hot, to eat, you’ll die.



Die Fledermaus on conga drums
For real, it sound, like crap.

My favorite blouse, Zantac and Tums
But please, take off your hat.



Good to see you here.
Tapenade, my dear?
I'll buy you a beer, a Belgian ale.

May I have this dance?
Do I have a chance?
Do you like my pants, they're corduroy?

Master did not spare the rod
With me, did she with you?

My slave did not pray to god
For me, did he for you?